John joined ArachnidWorks in 2024. He is from Pittsburgh and attended the University of Pittsburgh there, majoring in Political Science and Economics. “I’ve been a copywriter for more than 25 years, and my role here is copywriter. Presumably, I am fit for purpose.” John has two dogs, a wife, and a son. The dogs are Border Collies. The wife and son are humans. In his off time, John reads books, writes songs, pens the odd children’s poem, and butchers the Italian language on a daily basis in his attempt to learn to speak it.
